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Can’t stop, won’t stop: Protesters in Ferguson rally again, seeking justice for Mike Brown. More than a month and a half after his death, his killer, Darren Wilson, is still a free man. (Pt 2) 

Because it wouldn’t be a protest in Ferguson without fuckery from the police. A driver plowed his car through protesters, grazing several and running over a young boys foot. Beyond taking several hours to transport the boy to the hospital, they took even longer to arrest the motorist. Who did they not wait long to arrest? Two of the protesters who had been documenting the altercation for the world to see. If you’re not angry, you’re not paying attention. #staywoke #farfromover #nojusticenopeace

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This is an ambitious undertaking, compadre! I think you can do it, though, if anyone can! Keep me in your mind-loop, my friend… after all, I’m a modern guy who’s wide-open when it comes to sick perversions of the sickest kind.

I’m only allowed to write two fics on my own, but I can write a third with a co-author (there are a lot of rules!).  If you’d be interested, it’s a 10,000 word minimum and doesn’t actually post until March.  It would be a good opportunity for you to apply your extensive knowledge of classical literature to making Garth ham-handedly jam any poorly understood reference he can into the story or intro in order to make himself sounds smart.

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Garth Marenghi’s Dark Place (Wants you!)

I have decided what to write for this year’s small fandom bang but…  I kind of want to write a Garth Marenghi fic as well!  Anyone interested in co-writing with me?  Here is the previous Garth Marenghi story I wrote.  It’s better than Shakespeare. 

I’ve had an idea for a while that Garth wrote a movie script that never got made so he turned it into a book, so it’s a novelization of a never made movie.  I haven’t figured out the plot, but it’s going to be an analogy for homosexuality so Garth can show how enlightened he is about poofs and benders and how he is fine with two women getting into sexy nighties and spanking one another.  Of course, the actual plot would have to be ridiculous and a terrible analogy for anything.

Filed under Garth Marenghi is my hero garth marenghi's dark place small fandom bang I am a terrible person to collaborate with I am an ass but I still want someone to collaborate with me!